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Yojin Suru

     Qidan mulled over his new messages. His personal agent-for-culling had categorized them, then spread them in queues around his hemispherical holoscreen, using flower-shaped glyphs in varying shades of yellow — in an effort to make this twice-daily task more interesting, as Qidan had instructed it.
     As part of his job as chief of Yeibichai's Yojin Suru, Qidan read his messages carefully. Not that he'd miss something urgent if he didn't — his culling-agent sounded alarms when such messages arrived — but he liked keeping the weeds of the planet chopped down as far as possible. After all, the Yeibichai Association of Anshinkan had hired his combine to plug the gaps in their coverage. It was best for all concerned, customer and combine and Global Collective, that the Yojin Suru performed their job thoroughly. If they didn't catch something, no one else would.
     Qidan thrust his head into the holographic field and peered at each queue. He squinted at the caption on one glyph, then another. Small font must be part of the culling-agent's nuance for the day. He bent and twisted to check out a few more.
     Not at my age. He could see the words fine, but his back and neck didn't like the work or the positions.
     The agent would be listening for his reaction. "Magnify," he said. The bowl-like screen twitched. Glyphs and captions swelled and crowded together. "Magnify." The display adjusted again, spreading until it half-surrounded Qidan with yellow flowers. "That's fine." He'd never see words that small again.
      Comfortable, he scanned the captions on his queues.
     Some of the gaps he filled came from their scope, far beyond the direvnya who funded Anshinkan. So the Association let contracts to tend them: Global Transportation, Global Communications, Global Climate and Weather, and Unwonted Natural Disasters.
     Some of the gaps arose because people were people, and they exploited, or fell prey to, the voids between jurisdictions. Direvnya Collectives were wise enough to pay for coverage in these areas: World Health, Intercontinental Gambling, and Contraband.
     He also had to mind his own shop: Yojin Suru Tactical Operations and Anshinkan Training & Conventions.
     The final queue was a favorite corner — or bugaboo — of his. He had constructed special agents-for-culling to mine the Mirnaya Direvnya and send him messages about oddities.
     Oddities — the kind he was interested in — arose from the edges of the human condition, where one activity overlapped another in unexpected interaction. These boundary conditions occurred for many reasons: people weren't paying attention, or they didn't care, or they didn't have enough energy or talent or skill to see that far. Many times, boundary conditions didn't matter, but other times, they hinted at serious problems he wouldn't have seen before it was too late.
     His eyes narrowed as the most recent situation surfaced from memory. His automated agents had noted a spike in the losses of mokele-mbembe calves to gwira packs; Popovich's nature-trust combine attributed them to corrections in the balance of prey and predator. Later, his agents also reported a new plateau in di-hua sales, folk medicines based on homeostasis. So he sent the rangers back, not to the carcasses, long since scavenged naturally, but to the Beobachtung data. And there, supposedly hidden by the deepest dark in the disjunction of all the moons, yet recorded by the ubiquitous satellites, were poachers slaughtering babies for their gall-bladders and luring gwira to cover their tracks, all because some people sought sexual rejuvenation in magical potions. Further investigation identified the entire ring and led to their conviction and Exile.
     Today, the Boundary-Conditions queue was empty.
     Ah, well, time to go to work — after one last exercise in vigilance. He pulled his head back, literally, to shrink the overall pattern of queues — this spyglass with which he viewed the world — down so he could view it all at once. Just to reinforce that perspective. And see if anything were missing.
     Once in a while, he did receive messages that fit nowhere in his scheme. Sometimes, local conditions exceeded local resources and a Chief of Anshinkan called for help. By definition, these situations were emergencies, unplanned, unforeseen, unfunded except for insurance payments that trickled in from some, but not all, Anshinkan combines. Qidan's agents could not funnel these messages to existing queues because they were unpredictable in form and content. They hung like gnats on the periphery of his holoscreen.
      Nothing like that today.
     Otherwise, how Anshinkan handled life in their direvnya was literally not part of his business.
     Back to that business. Now that he could actually see the glyphs, he noticed red flags hanging off three of the queues. He poked a finger at Contraband.
     The glyph unfolded into two subqueues, "Weapons" in saffron with a red flag, and "Substances" in goldenrod. He poked again.
     The flag-generating message unfolded automatically. Framed by a red boundary, it read simply: "Illegal arms cache AC-2031. Nominal count = 2500. Today's count = 2499. Suggest local investigation."
      Off to the side, the Weapons subqueue showed another twelve messages of normal priority.
     With an impatient flip and snick of his finger, Qidan cross-referenced the cache identifier to the nearest Prime Direvnya: Wausau, Region Hunan, Continent Popovich. And the combine responsible for Anshinkan there, with a chief by the name of Hann Ulrich Klintzich.
     Qidan glanced at that chief's image — the huge, sagging mustachios were familiar, probably from the semi-annual Anshinkan conventions — then forwarded the alarm message and set himself a tickler for follow-up.
     Then he tended to the other red flags.